I know what you're thinking, no curtains? Well I'd love to put some up but, my wife took them. Along with my tv, mini fridge, and my VHS player.

It's alright though because my house is in the middle of the woods so no one here to watch me.

I could really use some advice, now that the old ball and chain isn't holding me back what should I get for my new bachelor pad?

The stuff she took obviously I'll have to replace but any other recommendations?