I haven't been well so not much in the house and needed to improvise with these cheap frozen patties I found under half a garlic bread. Now I know it looks a bit like I threw up on it, but it actually hit pretty hard and made up for the shitty meat.

Obviously it's not just soup, that'd be shit. It's the following:

1 tablespoons condensed chicken soup (Michelin are you listening?) A spring onion Half teaspoon English mustard Pinch of msg 2 fresh chillies A load of pickled jalapenos with a table spoon of the pickle juice. Teaspoon of hot pepper sauce

Boom it's umami-ville and only I'm invited (because my son refused to try it as he said he's seen cats bring up more appetising things and there's something wrong with me)