I only make sugar cookies at Christmas, and they’re always loved and anticipated by my extended family. This year I decided not to make a batch for dessert as normal, but to make them exclusively for our Dirty Santa / White Elephant gift exchange. That way my fam can fight over them. The catch is, they’ll have to literally “eat a bag of dicks” to get them.

Inspiration from a fellow Redditor (https://www.reddit.com/r/Baking/s/Xd58D0gVyS) Don’t worry, no kids will be around during the gift exchange, and we’re Australian so being crude is a cultural expectation.