I bought several pepper varieties of seed packets from my local nursery. The pretty pictures on the front made me think they’re high quality cause…pretty!!

But now, 3 weeks on the damn heat mat and I don’t have a single effing pepper plant. NOT. ????ONE. ????

How on 8 pound 6 ounce Baby Jesus’s green earth could I have 3 seed packets with NO GERMINATION?

I’m assuming I watered them too much, too little, or just right. Or maybe gave them too much, too little, or just enough light. Hellfire, maybe I looked at them wrong.

3 weeks of cooking should have been enough we’re thinking? I just need to accept this dog ain’t gonna hunt right?

Plant some seeds. It’ll be fun! You’ll save so much money. No one talks about the sanity you lose!!