My hometown has been in the news like crazy lately. Some things that have happened:

1. Guy stole a pair of glasses from the Galleria mall. When outrunning the cops, he decided to jump from the second floor of the mall onto the ice rink breaking both his legs and fracturing his hip.

2. This lady swerved an hit an 18 wheeler then because she was pissed sat in the middle of the road with a gun on her lap. This backed up traffic for 3 hours AND we're experiencing heavy rain and flooding right now.