Guy: “F*ck you!” (Literally says “on your asshole,” used the same way)

Lady (grabbing him): “Chill, chill!”

Takes him down and opens a can of whoop-ass

Lady: “I don’t want someone who does dumb stuff.”

Lets him go and turns to the other lady

Lady: “Why is he insulting me? Did I call him when I was drinking? I bet he planned this all along—coming to kick my stuff over, knowing I’d react, just so he could insult me.”