Can’t afford Victoria (Parker Posey’s) white Gucci 1947 bamboo bag, famously known for storing her lorazepam, but…

This never used bamboo handle Brahmin popped up on FB marketplace for $50 and I figured it would hold my clonazepam just fine.

Plus I got a fresh baked cookie from the whole transaction (that’s Minnesota for you).

Don’t you dare judge me, I am your mother.