Wives and significant others are not always enlightened to our higher watch ways, and sometimes can’t comprehend their goodness. What are some of the most painful burns and roasts your spouses have given you after you came home with a banger?

The one on the post image is my wife’s latest roast of my recently-acquired, long-time-coming piece, my Cartier Santos Galbée. “Old lady’s watch” equals “timeless class and elegance” in my book!